Anna-isms #2

Anna can count to 10. It sounds like this:

• One
• Two 
• Free
• Whore
• Hive
• Cess
• Seven
• Eight 
• Nine
• Ten

After being rather flatulent in the bathtub, Anna looked straight at me--as serious as serious can be--and said, "I got gas."

She's taken to the toddler habit of saying no all.the.time. We've had some "discussions" about when it's okay to say no and when it is disrespectful and unkind. The conversation goes like this:

Me: You need to obey. Anna, is not kind to tell mom "no." 

Anna: No!

Me: (in a sterner voice) Do not say "no" to mom.

Anna: (in a high-pitched voice) Yes. Yes. Yes.

And if those stories didn't make you smile, this will:

Potty Training: Waving the White Flag

Where do I even begin?

Last Tuesday, which feels like eons ago, Anna Zane proudly put on her new Elmo underwear. And every 30 minutes to 1 hour, the ol' buzzer would go off: "Pee pee in the potty. Cha cha cha." Yes, I sang that.

It was all fun and games.

And numerous accidents.

In summary, after three days, she peed once in the potty.

We had some fabulous company for the weekend so we eased up a bit on the routine.

Back at it on Monday-Thursday. Peed three times in four days.

She was frustrated. I was frustrated. This isn't the way it's supposed to be.

So, the panties are back in the drawer, and we're tabling the topic for at least a month.

And as I posted on my Facebook wall: When the Bible speaks of sanctification of the saints, it means potty training.

That's all I'm going to say about that.

If God Would Only Help

My apologies to Pastor Jordan for the following post. His sermon on Sunday settled in my soul; quite frankly, I can't stop thinking about it.

Our congregation is studying Judges (that most docile of Bible books, ahem). Sunday's sermon focused on Judges 6, which is the beginnings of Gideon's story.

The gist goes like this:

• Israel does evil, forgets/rejects God through idolatry.
• God allows the Midianites to defeat Israelites and inhabit the land
• Jews cry to God for help.

And what do you think God does?

He sends a prophet (preacher) to remind them of who He is, what He has done for them. 

That's all. No lightning from the sky. No burning fire to consume the enemy. No fix. Just some words. (And to read those words, check out Judges 6:7-10.)

And in chorus with many--dare I say, all--of humanity, we utter the words: If God would only help.

What the pastor said next resonated well.

We often want relief from whatever plagues us; but God often wants to rehearse His salvation. God is not in context of our problem. Quite the opposite. Our problem is in context of God. What good is it if God remedies the situation but leaves your heart where it is? God is all about redeeming your soul.

We want to escape our problems, but God may want us to interpret them. We want out, but God may want us to stay where we are so that we can understand the depth of our depravity, our idolatry against Him. We need Jesus more than we need immediate relief. We need sanctification more than we need relief. 

God says "I am with you." Is that enough? Your answer to that reveals a lot about your heart, your faith in God and the work of Christ.

So how are you viewing God in your circumstance? What don't you believe about Him that's causing you to despair? To fear? To doubt? To be anxious? Angry? Annoyed?

If only God would help? Friend, He already has.

The Book Birthday: Read It and Weep (Get It?)

Nearly a month ago now, we celebrated Anna turning 2 years old! Since she adores reading, the party had a book/library theme. And while I felt the theme actually focused more on chaos (ha), the hubs assures me it wasn't. Anna had a fun time, which was the goal. So I say--success.

I found these fantastic library card invites from Erin Inala through her Etsy shop. She customized them for the birthday party. You should so check out her site. 

Here's the Youree Three posing for the party pic! (Notice the balloon wreath from last year's party made a reappearance. 'Cause when I craft it lasts y'all . . . or perhaps more truthful, I hate crafting so much I do it as few times as possible and just reuse and reuse.)

Three of the Youree cousins!

The grandparents got Anna a trike. While her legs still aren't quite long enough, she LOVES pushing it down a teeny tiny hill we have in the backyard. When she gets the hang of it for real, neighbors beware. Speed demon comin' through!

The party animals.

Story time. I mean it was a book party after all. 

Her wishes are definitely coming true this year! It was a perfect 10!

Skyping with Aunt Tina and fam during the gift opening. (Sorry the computer was pelted with tissue paper so many times!)

 

Favor bags. I may or may not have eaten the majority of the leftover gummy worms. May or may not.